Sam Texting Reader - Just In the Back Seat

It’s going to be a long drive to your next destination, and Dean isn’t a fan of rest stops. This is when you’re glad you have a phone . . .

(y/n):
I’m bored Sam.

Sam:
Can’t help with that. Don’t you have a game on your phone you can play?

(y/n):
I beat all the levels. I have to wait for the next update. Hey I know what we can do . . .

Sam:
What?

(y/n):
*suggestive wink* you know what.

Sam:
. . .

(y/n):
I’m kidding.

Sam:
Good.

Sam:
This is pathetic.

(y/n):
What is?

Sam:
We are literally less than three feet away apart and we’re texting each other.

(y/n):
And the problem is . . .?

Sam:
There isn’t one. I’m just saying it’s kinda pathetic.

(y/n):
I’m in a pathetic mood.

(y/n):
That didn’t sound the way it did in my head. Made me sound lousy.

Sam:
You kinda are.

(y/n):
Hey!

Sam:
jk

(y/n):
Dude. We’ve talked about the jk before.

Sam:
I like the jk.

(y/n):
No more jk. jk Dean or something.

Sam:
fine.

Sam:
jk.

(y/n):
Enough already!

Sam:
jk jk jk jk jk

(y/n):
I’m so done with you.

Sam:
lol.

(y/n):
Seriously? You know I don’t like the texting abbreviations.

Sam:
ikr?

(y/n):
I will reach up there and smack your friggin face.

Sam:
afk.

(y/n):
. . .

Sam:
brb.

(y/n):
Do you even know what any of these mean?

Sam:
btw.

(y/n):
I’ll just sit here then . . .

Sam:
dwbh.
ftw.
fyeo.

Sam:
I know what this one means.
Gr8.

(y/n):
Good for you.

Sam:
gypo.

(y/n):
NO! SERIOUSLY NO!

Sam:
What?

(y/n):
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU JUST SAID?!?!?!

Sam:
Not really no.

(y/n):
NO MORE TEXTING UNTIL YOU LEARN WHAT THESE MEAN!

Sam:
What did I say?

(y/n):
Get your . . . you fill in the blank.

Sam:
???
. . .
Oh. Oops.

(y/n):
Yeah oops.

Sam:
Sorry . . .

(y/n):
Apology accepted. But no more texting abbreviations.

Sam:
Agreed. Now what?

(y/n):
I don’t know. I could start quoting song lyrics.

Sam:
Don’t.

(y/n):
I’m a cowboy

Sam:
No.

(y/n):
On a steel horse I ride
I’m wanted.
DEAD OR ALIIIIIVE!

Sam:
At least you’re not doing cherry pie
Crap.

(y/n):
SHE’S MY CHERRY PIE

Sam:
Ugh.

(y/n):
COOL DRINK OF WATER SUCH A SWEET SURPRISE
TASTES SO GOOD MAKE A GROWN MAN CRY

Sam:
This is why I can’t leave you alone with Dean.

(y/n):
SWEET CHERRY PIE

Sam:
Go to sleep now.

(y/n):
I just might.

Sam:
I’ll sing you a lullaby.

(y/n):
No need. Really.

Sam:
Rock a bye baby

(y/n):
Shut up.

Sam:
In the treetop

(y/n):
Goodnight Sam